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15 people who got what they deserved when they tried to text an ex
Sometimes you just have to let a relationship go, especially if you're what was wrong with it.
Jessica
08.18.21

Ok, let’s get something straight – we understand why people text their exes. And there can be all sorts of reasons, including the desire to apologize to them.

But the thing is, if you were the jerk in a relationship and they’re better off without you, the last thing they really need is to hear from you.

That’s what these 15 people realized once they tried to text their ex:

1. Bummer for you

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Regret on your part does not constitute a problem on my part. Keep that thought in reserve for when your ex reaches out next time they’re lonely.

2. No water for the thirsty

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Yes, report that ex as junk! New life, new standards.

3. See you never

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‘Cause she knows better. There is no such thing as a casual check-in at 9 am from a married man!

4. I don’t exactly hate you, but…

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Well, let’s see. You on fire + me with water = too bad for you. How’s that for hate math?

5. When there are no words

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Do not pass go. Don’t even try. Just let it go!

6. No more mooching

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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. They love Netflix more than you.

7. Right back ‘atcha

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All shook up over the breakup? And who’s fault is that again?

8. Always and forever

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How long do they plan on living? ‘Cause that’s not long enough of a breakup for this ex.

9. Not even a distant memory

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Awww, all that time spent crafting the perfect apology letter was wasted. This ex is already over it.

10. You are the dictionary definition of nope

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Not gonna happen. And here’s a definition of “nope” from the dictionary, just in case you get any ideas.

11. LOL, loser

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For goodness sake! Stop texting women that aren’t your wife!

12. This is not ok logic

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It doesn’t matter if you went on a date. Doing the deed with her bestie is still cheating!

13. My mama

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Instead of “your mama,” it’s “my mama” jokes! And these jokes are just as funny.

14. Looking good

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It looks like the ex was the problem and letting go of that baggage was just the makeover she needed. And to top it off, it’s free!

15. Cheers mate!

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Here’s to many more years of dumping you! What a great anniversary to celebrate. Do they make a card for that?

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In case you didn’t get the hint, your ex probably doesn’t want to hear from you if you acted like a jerk in the past. MAYBE an apology could be in order, but not one that comes with a request to get back together. In fact, if they are better off without you, just let the time pass.

It’s over, buddy.

Now, if you want to see how rambling texts from exes really sound, scroll down below to hear Ellen read some real doozies!

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By Jessica
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Jessica is a contributor at SBLY Media.
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