35+ Hysterical Wives Who Keep Their Marriages Interesting. Men Secretly Wish They Married Them!

When you decide to get married, your ideal goal is to have a partner that you are compatible with. This includes sharing a good sense of humor so that you can both laugh at the curveballs that life sometimes throws your way.

Sometimes spouses like to play practical jokes on each other, give each other a hard time, or even get a few laughs at each other’s expense — but, of course, it’s just all in good fun. It’s also important to find a partner who can roll with the punches and make mundane experiences more entertaining.

Ultimately, one key to a successful relationship with your spouse is laughter and the ability to laugh at the many situations life can bring your way. This is a huge help alleviating life stresses. Well, these wives we’re about to spotlight excel at keeping their marriage interesting and full of laughs while letting their husbands know that they love them.

1) Got Ham?

This wife had to go and ruin one of her husband’s favorite shows. Now, every time he thinks of the younger version of the caped crusader, his senses will be assailed with visions of spiral-cut ham. Got ham, Gotham?

2) Surprise

Well, this husband wanted to be surprised, though I am sure this is not what he was talking about. Hopefully, he’s not into partially bald women or this wife might regret her choice of what to surprise him with. Then again, bald people need love too.

3) Little Pricker

This guy’s wife could not contain the excitement of her find. Not only did she get a good laugh from it, she also sent it out to all her friends, family, and co-workers. Now, he has to explain to his mom what the picture actually shows. Though, I’m pretty sure she already knows.

4) Hide and Seek

This husband knew his wife was good at hiding, but this takes the cake. According to him, it took all of 45 minutes for him to find her when he got home from work. I wonder if she is this hard to find come bedtime?

5) All Eyes

The things that wives do to annoy their husbands. It seems this wife couldn’t sleep, so she put eyes on everything in the fridge, and I mean everything. I wonder what went through his mind when he opened the refrigerator to this the next morning?

6) Lazy Couple

This couple spent an hour trying to get the cat to turn off the lights by using a laser pointer. Talk about lazy. I’m pretty sure they also tried to get the cat to change the channel on the TV in the bedroom using the same tactic on the remote.

7) Sandwich Maker

The lesson learned here is to never call your wife a sandwich maker, especially if she is the one who usually makes your food. Have a little respect. I guess this guy got lucky that his wife only left the wrapper on the cheese.

8) Challenge Accepted

This husband learned an important lesson: Never challenge his wife to do something. He made the mistake of challenging her to fit in one of their suitcases (how does that even come up in a conversation?). She promptly met his challenge and took a picture to prove it. Now, the question is, how does she get out?

9) Pooing

Sometimes your wife’s humor is a little in the toilet, literally. This wife called her husband into the bathroom to see her proud altering of his shampoo bottle. Now, he’ll have something to remember her by every time he takes a shower … or goes number two.

10) Rightful Place

It seems this husband knows his rightful place. It is in the back seat while Fido sits up front. I wonder if he is allowed at the dinner table or if the dog has taken his place there too. I’m not even going to ask about the bedroom. I hope he likes sleeping in the floor.

11) April Fools

Poor Aaron. He probably didn’t know what was going on. Little did he know that his wife was playing an April Fool’s joke on him. It must have made for a very interesting drive to work. I’m sure he got her back in spectacular fashion the next year.

12) Sharing

Like many husbands and wives, sharing is the cornerstone of the relationship, unless it has to do with cake. This wife seems to have no qualms about letting her husband know that he’s had his half of the cake and that the rest is hers.

13) Look-Alike

While looking through some old photos on their smartphone, this guy’s wife started laughing and ran into the kitchen. When she returned, she had brought back their dog’s flea pill box. While there is an uncanny resemblance, if I was that guy I would be offended that my wife thought I looked like a dog.

14) Nudes

This caring wife loves her hard-working husband so much that she left him a card to wish him some well-earned rest. She also left him some nudes on the back. She is such a thoughtful wife. Now, go to sleep!

15) Pizza Ad

This guy’s wife made it a point to let whoever was leaving the pizza advertisements at the door know that they were overdoing it a tad. Which leads you to wonder if she is the same way with other things, like making a collage of dirty clothes that her husband leaves on the floor.

16) Another Nicolas Cage Fan

What is it with women and this obsession with Nicolas Cage? Here is another wife with a Nicolas Cage pillow. I can’t decide if this is creepy or an attempt to spice up their marriage. Poor Nicolas Cage is abused so much.

17) Diehard Wife

Some wives are just too much. Take this wife for instance, who giggled when she asked her husband to change the air filter, like right then. Lo and behold but what did he find? Hey, look! It’s John McClane from Die Hard! Yippee ki-yay … well, you know the rest.

18) Priorities

At least this wife has her priorities straight. Shoes are important you know. Her poor husband has to tolerate having his head cut off in all of their photos. It’s not his poor wife’s fault that he is so tall. Maybe he should have been shorter?

19) Pregnant Wife

This pregnant wife sent her husband a text in the middle of the night. It seems she was trying to send a clear message to him about her discomfort. I honestly think he should sleep with one eye open.

20) Will You Be My Valentine?

All this wife wants is for her husband to be her valentine. Like the card says, this husband really has no choice than to be his wife’s valentine. Unless he likes sleeping on the couch, of course.

21) The Bet

Never make a bet with your wife that she can’t do something when you are sleeping, especially if you are a heavy sleeper. This guy learned the hard way that a bound-and-determined wife can shave your foot while you are sleeping … and paint your toenails while she is at it.

22) Personalized Gift

This wife knew exactly what to get her husband for his birthday. She even had it personalized with his name over the breast pocket. Oh wait, that is not his name. I wonder where she came up with that nickname?

23) Skeletons

You know your wife is hardcore when she brings home props for the purposes of making a joke. According to this husband, his wife brought home a life-sized replica of a skeleton. It was only when he walked in on this that he realized what his wife had been up to.

24) Nicolas Cage Fan

This wife obviously had too much to drink. And it looks like she has an unhealthy obsession with Nicolas Cage. Mix the two together and you end up with a scene like this. I wonder if she places the pillow over her husband’s face while they are in bed together?

25) Candy Hidey Hole

This wife found the perfect place to hide her secret candy stash. She put all of her chocolatey goodness into the one place that few men would venture to look. I’m just curious as to how he was able to find it.

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26) My Wife’s Secret Life

Little did this husband know that his wife had a secret passion, one she had kept hidden from him. Imagine his surprise when she found this book buried in her clothing drawer. I wonder if she is secretly planning to run off and join the circus? It would seem the jig is up.

27) New Decor

Imagine the scare this husband got when he went to use the bathroom. While he came there to do number two, he actually wanted to do it in the toilet and not his pants. I’m sure he got his revenge at some point. It is only fair.

28) The Labeler

This wife likes to label everything, including the baby. Maybe she is just worried that her forgetful husband will neglect to remember important things around the house. It makes you wonder what else she likes to label.

29) Birthday Mug

This geologist wife thought she would have a little fun at her engineer husband’s expense when she bought him a mug for his birthday. At least she admits that he is good with math. Now, as far as spelling is concerned, not so much.

30) Nugget Bouquet

This wife knows the quickest way to a man’s heart is not through his chest, but through a bouquet of fresh nuggets. You get extra points if you include some BBQ or sweet-and-sour sauce to dip them in.

31) Flow Chart

This wife has it all figured out. In order to help her husband know if it is okay if he makes himself something to eat, she made him this flow chart. What it basically boils down to is that it is never the right time for her husband to eat, even when he thinks it is.

32) Dirty Talk

When this husband asked his wife to talk dirty to him, he got more than he bargained for. Little did he realize that such a request involved him contributing his share to the relationship, which obviously included putting the laundry in the dryer.

33) Birthday Cake

This lady made her husband a cake for his birthday. She wanted to remind him of one of the best foundations for a great marriage, tolerance. Without tolerance, most marriages would probably not last longer than a week at best. At least she tolerates him.

34) Googly Eyes

Poor kid, left alone with a juvenile of a mother and left to the mercy of her whims. His mom likes to send his dad pictures of him while dad is away at work. Usually the pictures involve such shenanigans as googly eyes and other nonsense. Hopefully, he is not scarred for life.

35) Away From Home

Scheduled to be away from home for a few months, this man’s wife left him something to help him get through the many upcoming lonely nights. If it had been me, I would have bought a new bra and panties and placed them on the pillow, just to see her reaction.

36) Booty

This wife likes to personalize their Keurig. She must have booty on the mind, or something else. I wonder what a cup full of booty taste like? Probably like, well, booty. She is obviously having too much fun in life.

37) I Hate Peas

Ever the instigator, this man’s wife felt compelled to leave her newly bought peas on the bumper of this car. Why? Because evidently, according to the license plate, this person hates peas. A smart man, her husband was never one to stop her attempts to start something.

38) Cat of the Month

What do wives do who are obsessed with their cats? Why, award Cat of the Month awards every month. The problem is, this husband and wife have only one cat. The poor cat looks terrified in some of these pictures. Yikes, run kitty, run!

39) Attention Getter

This wife left her husband a clear message in order to ensure that she got his attention to remind him not to forget his lunch. I’m pretty sure he never dropped his eyes low enough to see the words, “Now Look Here.”

40) Fashion Help

All this wife is trying to do is to help her husband make the right fashion choices when dressing for work. Otherwise, who knows what he would wear. To help him she has clearly divided the closet up into two sections, what is bad to wear to work and what is good to wear to work.

41) Jurassic Dog

Wives who drink tend to do silly things. Take this wife, for instance. Not only did she dress up the dog like a stegosaurus using party hats, she also supposedly sang the theme to Jurassic Park while she was at it. Strange, I honestly don’t remember that song having any words.

42) The Makeup Artist

Never, ever fall asleep on a wife who is a makeup artist. That is how you wake up like this. I wonder how long it took him to realize he had been made up once he woke up. I’m pretty sure she didn’t tell him one way or the other.

43) Do as I Say

Leaving notes around the house for your significant other is sweet, unless you are this man’s wife. She is all business in her messaging. Her husband will do as she says and love it. I wonder what he’ll say back? If it was me, it would be a resounding, “Yes Dear.”

44) Cockroach

This wife saw a cockroach at work. According to her husband, and the sign she left, she did not have the appropriated footwear to take care of the problem. Ever the thoughtful person, she took the necessary precautions to ensure that the cockroach couldn’t escape, while also letting any unsuspecting passerby know of what was going on under the cone.

45) Not Messing Around

The eternal struggle between husbands and wives over the thermostat is well known. This wife, though, has taken the struggle to a whole new level. Not only is she not messing around, she is also threatening to cut off a limb for touching it. At least it is only a hand.

46) The Yard Sale

Creative wives are some of the best wives. This wife took it upon herself to make some attention-getting signs for her upcoming yard sale. I know these creative signs would sure get my attention, especially the sign with Ryan Gosling!

47) Life Sucking

What do you get a husband who is a fan of The Princess Bride for your anniversary? Why, this card of the six-fingered man, of course. And while she may not have the vizier’s torture machine, she has her own way of sucking the life right out of him, or so she claims.

48) 50 Shades of Grey

While 50 Shades of Grey is popular among its readers, this is not what this husband expected when his wife called to say she had picked up a copy. Imagine this poor husband’s disappointment upon learning he was rushing home to paint and not something else.

49) Tiny Taco

This husband asked his wife for a taco even though he was on a diet. Ever the loving wife, she accommodated his request with one little catch, and I mean little. I wonder how much effort it took to make a taco that small?

50) Leak in the Bathtub

Either his wife had what she needed on hand or she had to do some careful planning to pull this gag off. His wife woke him up to tell him that he needed to fix the leak in the bathtub. Hopefully, he had a sense of humor.

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Couples with the best relationships know when to laugh at the predicaments that they find themselves in … as well as the jokes played on them. This helps to relieve stress and makes life more tolerable. These wives showed their love of their husbands through their sense of humor and in often hilarious ways that I’m sure their husbands all appreciated … and laughed at.