These ridiculous roast events are a way of honoring someone and all of their accomplishments by teasing them and mocking them. The humorous comments often verge on humiliation for those on the receiving end. According to the Redditors who participate in the hobby though, itโs all in good fun.
Here are 75 brave people who posted their selfies on r/RoastMe and got hilariously mocked by a bunch of anonymous Internet users.
1. Accepted To Harvard
@tanner_kennedy says:
โA haircut by someone other than your mom may help with that virginity issue.โ
@scruntfuttock:
โYour doorknob is going to wear fewer socks than Oscar Pistorius.โ
3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but never kissed a girl- Roast me
byu/etymologynerd inRoastMe
2. In A Wheelchair
@REALITY_PUNCH says:
โLooks like your belly is having a party that your legs werenโt invited to.โ
@Canbrahthug:
โWhatโs black and sits at the top of the stairs? You after a house fire.โ
3. Big Hole
@moderlover77 says:
โBy work do you mean stealing change from the park fountainโ
@eferreira21:
โI find it funnier that you lied saying you have a job.โ
4. Power Of Bass
@jaques_lapatate says:
โThis thread will have more content than the video youโll make about it.โ
@papstopithurts:
โI always see your vids on my feed, but i never click on them.โ
5. No Insecurities
@GunnNNife says:
โIโll have a large chocolate Frosty, please.โ
@Feltz:
โYou look like a stop sign.โ
6. Just Got Ghosted
@pb_2578 says:
โHe ghosted you cause you stole Christmas.โ
@tom814
โYou look like The Grinch cosplaying a teen girl.โ
18 y/o just got ghosted by the first guy I have had genuine feelings for. Letโs see if you can wreck me like he did.
byu/ParkesAndRecreation inRoastMe
7. No Savings
@Putt_Bunyon says:
โYou seem awful cocky for a chauffeur.โ
@seanmcdoogle07:
โYou are the same as your most valuable assetโฆ Depreciating quickly.โ
46 yr old, works at a bank, no savings, donโt own a home, no retirement, but I drive a Bentley and smoke bong hits on the toilet..Give me your best shot!
byu/Herbit420 inRoastMe
8. I Coach Marines
@tohones82 says:
โYour dad is going to be PISSED when he sees you wearing his uniform.โ
@kensomniac:
โA Marine holding a sign that doesnโt say โAnything helpsโ and โGod Bless.โ But, seriously, work on your handwriting. No one is going to be able to read that from their car.โ
9. No Pens
@FeistyLighterFluid says:
โYou look exactly how I imagined a person writing with his own ***t would look.โ
@cherrysenpai:
โLooks like Humpty Dumpty survived the fall.โ
10. Home From College
@PCM97 says:
โProbably added those freckles with a brown Crayola marker.โ
@RealKenny:
โTIL syphilis is only contagious for 14 days.โ
21F. home from college & my mom is keeping me quarantined in the basement for 14 days until I can interact with her. please roast me :-)
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11. First Post Ever
@Picks_Locks_Gets_Money says:
โYou look like your pacifier was made of asbestos.โ
@AVZ075:
โYou look like you get dirty looks getting house cleaning supplies.โ
12. Roast Me Blacker
@iamdkallday says:
โI can tell youโve let alot of N-bombs slide for the sake of having friends.โ
@fatbeard_rh63:
โThe black gay friend that popular girls put on display to show theyโre inclusive.โ
13. Fighting A Rare Cancer
@Mystenon says:
โGimme the location of the pot oโ gold before you arenโt able to anymore. You can do it buddy, we all believe in you.โ
@TheFakeZzig:
โDibs on his cat.โ
14. You Could Do Better
@111anon111 says:
โThe decor matches your personality.โ
@ZuluPapa:
โWhen you finally get married some guy is gonna say, โI guessโฆ'โ
Iโve seen a few of your roasts and I really think a few of you could do better, give me your worst x
byu/e-c-c inRoastMe
15. What A Stud
@FecalMatterOfFact says:
โWhen the back hair and neck beard merge heโs really going to have to watch out for Sasquatch hunters.โ
@iamwildedible:
โItโs like Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson had a baby with all of their worst traits.โ
16. Video Game Streamer
@Robin_The_Bird says:
โSomehow manages to sound like sheโs been throat punched 24/7.โ
@Pina42:
โYou brag to guys that you made the cheerleading team sophomore year.โ
I play video games for a living and donโt leave the house for multiple days in a row. Roast me :)
byu/Katerinotv inRoastMe
17. Do Your Worst
@p_velocity says:
โIs it ok to roast someone when he hasnโt discovered fire yet?โ
@Ozzi_Motto:
โLooks like you recently got set free from a block of ice.โ
18. Eighties New Wave
@prezzz says:
โI honestly donโt know what age, ethnicity or gender you are. Youโre the person that would make any police sketch artist want to retire.โ
@MyDInYourMouth:
โMy compliments to the Dog Filter on your phoneโฆโ
I only listen to 80s new wave and failed a semester of algebra. Roast me into oblivion.
byu/Pixigon inRoastMe
19. Out Of Jail
@christawfer47 says:
โIf โcan I bum a ciggโ was a person.โ
@screams_too_much:
โAll I can see is you saying โbudโ after every sentence.โ
20. All Smiles
@Agnostix says:
โWhat do you floss your teeth with, a mattress?โ
@bloodshake:
โNot just a Gap between your teeth but the whole damn mall.โ
21. Iconic Duo
@ravenousld3341 says:
โDude in the back looks like he can get skin cancer from the moon.โ
@notarlo_:
โThe indoors have not been so kind to Julian Assange.โ
22. Ken Bone
@Elysiaxx says:
โDo you really need three clocks to let you know your fifteen minutes are up?โ
@BaggyBadgerPants:
โYouโre โParis Hilton popularโ, but only because your tits are bigger than hers.โ
23. Stylish Hair
@ObviousBob says:
โNext time drink the bleach.โ
@2-4-decadienal5:
โ12 Angry Virgins.โ
24. Nose Job
@flogis14 says:
โSince the nose is done can you do something about the rest of the face?โ
@kamakazi451:
โYou ever been so ugly that the oxygen around you doesnโt want to be inhaled.โ
Just got a nose job so I can breathe through it for the first time in my life, and Iโm bored in my room at midnight. Keep me entertained and do your worst reddit!
byu/Pewter_Penguin inRoastMe
25. Before & After
@dampkringd says:
โNo need to roast you, by the look of how fast youโre deteriorating youโll be getting roasted in the crematorium soon enough.โ
@CodeBlooded_:
โDamn, dude. Did life itself divorce you?โ
26. Real Slim Shady
@Scurvywaif4 says:
โKnees broke, arms are heavy, thereโs vomit on his sweater already, his legs are spaghetti.โ
@CaptainMudwhistle:
โIs your barber disabled too?โ
27. Heard Them All
@playerhateroftheyear says:
โLooks like you were poured into your bra and forgot to say when.โ
@Ryan0190:
โ-Never asked to prom. *wears a prom dress for every outing to Walmart.โ
Toast me bitches. Please avoid fat jokes unless they are original, Iโve heard them all.
byu/SDmedia9 inRoastMe
28. So Lonely
@LitPeasant says:
โIf I were you, I would unfriend myself.โ
@hdhoolum:
โ50% of these replies are her posting them from other profiles.โ
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29. Joined Reddit
@veryheavycoat says:
โYou donโt need an orange vest. No one is going to hit that.โ
@FizzleFred:
โHave you had the โsomeday this will all be yoursโ chat with your son on top of the dump pile yet?โ
30. Economy Class
@stoutgnome says:
โYouโre that kid who shows up to Economics in a suit and tie, and no one can figure out if theyโre a missionary or just trying too hard.โ
@Wonely_Lolf:
โLemme guess. You have a crush on her but she has a crush on your dad.โ
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31. Seeking Motivation
@XSilent_DevilX says:
โYou look like if Al Yankovic actually listened to his own lyrics in Eat It.โ
@WalksOnWalter:
โThe only Deadpool I can see is your gene pool.โ
32. Entertaining Guests
@lurkandload says:
โIโm sorry about all of thisโฆ Not your situation, but this picture Iโm looking at.โ
@A5madal:
โLooks like that bottom tooth is trying to leave you for your boyfriend too.โ
I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and heโs currently downstairs โentertainingโ female guests.
byu/BooBooMadonna inRoastMe
33. Fairly Successful
@beerbellyd says:
โNever seen a piece of paper held like fried chicken before.โ
@ProfDaLi:
โYou look as sharp as your jaw line.โ
Fairly successful (21 M), just finished building my own home and am a fully qualified Baker at age 19. Kids on the block call me FIGJAM, bet you canโt take down this powerhouse of win.
byu/Regi3Au inRoastMe
34. Delivery Man
@ojsimpsondidntdoit says:
โMy first thought wasโฆdamn Whoopi Goldberg shaved her dreads.โ
@Neil_BananaPeel:
โI donโt know dude, you look like the male equivalent of the friendly black lunch lady that calls me sugar.โ
Iโm a 60-year-old Uber Eats delivery man in NYC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Have at em hoss!
byu/perrylduff inRoastMe
35. Good Luck
@sugarfreelemonade says:
โIf MLK had a nightmare.โ
@mreyes1798:
โI was scrolling and when I first saw your hair I couldnโt tell if it was a ginger root or a tarantula.โ
36. Double Jaw Surgery
@theknackerbags says:
โKim jong very ill.โ
@whiskey-talks:
โSir I understand itโs in your mouth but you may not leave with food from the buffet.โ
37. Still A Virgin
@chudnstuff says:
โThis dudeโs breakfast consists of a spruce tree and a side of acorns.โ
@Pholphin:
โBro if your eyes were any closer together youโd be a cyclops.โ
38. Desert Storm Vet
@SPORT-FIFTY says:
โMore like dessert storm.โ
@Here7breaker:
โSuffering from PTSD: Put The Sugar Down.โ
Desert storm veteran tougher skin then all of you millennial snowflakes do your worstโฆ
byu/Cowboybenbob217 inRoastMe
39. Eye Doctor
@harpsm says:
โHow horrible for your patients that the first thing they see after getting clear vision is your face.โ
@tom814
โBut doc, why are you using a rag and a bottle of chloroform to dilate my eyes?โ
40. Single Parent
@mentorsworld says:
โYour face says, โIโm going to tell momโ.โ
@cherryblossmbomb:
โYou look like you just accidentally swallowed your lips.โ
I just turned 18 but i donโt look like it. My friends call me single parent.
byu/herki20 inRoastMe
41. Testicular Cancer
@limark says:
โMust suck that cancer is the only thing that saw your junk and came back for seconds.โ
@CubanHermes:
โNo nut November is going to have double meaning for you this year.โ
Got testicular cancer twice in less than a year. Just had my second orchiectomy, no longer have balls. Cheer me up by putting me down.
byu/kasperokaspero inRoastMe
42. Too Easy
@everygobblecock says:
โUnemployable*.โ
@pk_buggy:
โDid you just photoshop โr/roastmeโ over a picture of a hobo holding up a โwill work for foodโ sign?โ
43. Exes But BFFs
@Lightoftheworld_ says:
โExcept for the background, this looks exactly like every picture taken at an Adult Video Convention.โ
@MikeSuke:
โIf this dude hasnโt installed 3 hidden cameras in her house by now I will eat my own dick.โ
44. Professional Stoner
@compilationkid says:
โYeahโฆ cant really roast someone when theyโre already lit.โ
@kevbino13:
โWhatโs it like to play hacky Sack with your balls?โ
Iโm an 80 year old professional stoner who forgets his Reddit Passwords. Roast me!
byu/sohighforgotpassword inRoastMe
45. Cake Decorator
@WhiskeyNovemberSix says:
โDoes your employer know you follow the rule of โOne for them, one for meโ?โ
@spangoloid:
โYou look like the sort of person who would try to eat a pie chart.โ
27, full-time cake decorator, obligatory long time lurker first time poster. So please do your worst Reddit! ๐คฃ
byu/Aquamarine-3MJ-1W2N inRoastMe
46. Wannabe Horror Artist
@picklocksget_money says:
โYour wall looks like a memorial for removed tattoos.โ
@ofernando84:
โGood luck with art school! It should prepare you for your future career of selling cake sitting videos online.โ
Wannabe horror artist, just turned 18 today. Do yโall have any original jokes other than eating dogs/coronavirus/small eyes?
byu/k0ella inRoastMe
47. Sporting A Unibrow
@gdubh says:
โShe used to have two eyebrows but she shaved the top one off.โ
@brockali:
โWhere have you been living since Notre-Dame burned down?โ
Autistic female community college student who is proud to sport a unibrow! Iโm not scared of your roasts!
byu/PrincessLRBHSF inRoastMe
48. Long Hair Donโt Care
@1stgradenightmares says:
โSlumdog Millionhairs.โ
@doubleclapmedia:
โHow much longer are you planning on not getting laid?โ
49. Drawing Anime Fan Art
@playsomezelda says:
โIโve never seen someone use a dog collar to cover up an Adamโs apple before.โ
@StabMyEyes:
โYou have a bright future in Bukake videos.
50. Rock Climber
@harpsm says:
โI thought goats were supposed to be good at climbing rocks.โ
@tom814:
โThatโs quite the sacrifice just to make anyone look at you twice.โ
A rock climbing accident left me with a concussion, black eye, broken nose, and sprained wrist. How much damage can you do?
byu/Sarahcro inRoastMe
51. Young Programmer
@SGTwhocares says:
โYour parents donโt count as friends.โ
@tafel_lager:
โThereโs this thing called puberty that you should try. It does wonders for teenagers.โ
52. Grandma Is 92
@flyboy1075 says:
โI bet she has an autographed bible.โ
@drewmiester90:
โWhen she asked to be cremated this isnโt what she meant.โ
My grandma is 92 and wants to be the oldest person to be roasted. Roast me day 239/366
byu/icrispyKing inRoastMe
53. Broke My Back
@DeluxeSleeper says:
โOn a scale of 1-10 how devastated is your gf that you survived?โ
@Maiden14:
โAt least your girlfriend was kind enough to hold the โroast meโ sign for you.โ
17, broke my back jumping off an 85 foot cliff into water. My girlfriend is making me get roasted for being a dumbass
byu/Thefucklest inRoastMe
54. Iโm A Teacher
@AbeFalcon says:
โYou have a face for online courses.โ
@KingZummo:
โIf you take those glasses off you know that nose is coming off with themโฆโ
25F. Im a teacher, please be more original than the things my students say behind my back!
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55. Air Guitar World Champion
@YunngMa says:
โI bet you have air friends too.โ
@EmailioEstevez:
โIt must be easy when youโre used to fingering things that donโt exist.โ
56. Haircut Pose
@DirtyMikeAndTheBoahs says:
โWould you say an above average number of Amber Alerts go off in your town?โ
@ZMyers450:
โLooks like he got caught jerking off in an airplane restroom. Blacklisted. Then cut his hair off, changed identity, then got caught again.โ
57. Bought Some Goats
@jerzyshore1 says:
โIn related news, 27 half human half goat babies have been found in your surrounding community.โ
@LeCielCris:
โDo girls like baaad boys?โ
Bought 3 goats in High school for FFA project, now 22 years old still living at home taking care of them
byu/Sphamuel inRoastMe
58. 4Chan Dweller
@madsadgladchad says:
โDollar store Velma Dinkley.โ
@upermans:
โYou wouldnโt even be successful if you were the only audition for Meg in a family guy parody porn.โ
Iโm a lonely 4chan dweller, in college for computer engineering. Iโm unsuccessfully attempting to fit in with the bitchy girls Iโm surrounded with. Roast me.
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59. Big Ears
@Lenticalino says:
โThis dude donโt need an alarm he can hear the sun come up in the morning.โ
@JoumanaKayrouz:
โHomeboy would be an unfair advantage on a sailing team.โ
34 with big ears. Let me hear the same old jokes I have heard my whole life.
byu/Golden_Thumbs inRoastMe
60. Bored Lifeguard
@thebarracudabrother says:
โIf you tried to give me CPR I would probably throw myself back under water.โ
@JohnWad:
โSitting in the corner of the backyard, creeping at your little sisterโs underage friends during her birthday party, doesnโt make you a lifeguard.โ
Lifeguarding at an empty pool for 7 hours, give me something to laugh at
byu/SorranTheGrey inRoastMe
61. Tech Support Agent
@heyradar says:
โWhich sword do you use to cut your sh*ts up so theyโll flush?โ
@49Gold:
โThe Last Hamurai.โ
Make me cry. 25 year old tech support agent. Iโve heard every fat joke in the book bring it bitches
byu/RussianBearMan18 inRoastMe
62. Thinks Heโs Jesus
@cajungator3 says:
โItโs like if John Lennon ate Yoko on a sailboat.โ
@-castle-bravo-
โUnlike Jesus, nobodyโs nailing youโฆโ
63. Selling His House
@topsideup25 says:
โItโs called being homeless, Mark. Now get the ***k out of my basement.โ
@playsomezelda:
โIf Midlife Crisis had an awareness poster.โ
My friend is selling his house, quitting his job, getting rid of everything he owns and is going to try to live a budgetted life while couch surfing. Please, please light him up.
byu/Poppyspacekitten inRoastMe
64. Turkish Family
@BorisChechev says:
โI can tell you right now that youโre gonna need to settle.โ
@CleverSpaceMonkey:
โYouโre obviously not worth the 2 chickens & the 1 goat.โ
Roast me harder than my Turkish family already does on the daily for being unwed at the ancient age of almost 30
byu/Eliyaahh inRoastMe
65. Roast Me
@MCShoveled says:
โDamn dude, grow a pairโฆ of anything.โ
@hTOKJTRHMdw:
โGlad you quit while you were a head.โ
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66. Prove Her Wrong
@binker98 says:
โIf you cover the top half of her head she looks 16. If you cover the bottom half she looks 60. If you cover the entire thing she looks better.โ
@RandyBandyleg:
โShe looks like what morning breath smells like.โ
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67. Swiss Army Soldier
@extremepanda1018 says:
โYour sex life is probably as neutral as your country.โ
@Versailles801:
โSwiss Army? So youโre really just a paper weight with emotionsโฆโ
Iโm a Swiss army soldier. Iโm waiting for my military service to end so I can finally go to university. Roast me.
byu/Calugorron inRoastMe
68. Made This Today
@Zaggie says:
โWhatever keeps you out of the playground.โ
@Derpherpderpdeederp
โI bet your parents were so annoyed when you proudly trotted back upstairs with what they thought might keep you out of their living area for the day.โ
Made this all on me own today, took me 4 hours! Roast me back to ground level please.
byu/silentheory inRoastMe
69. Ainโt Afraid
@Apollomod123 says:
โThis guy thinks getting roasted will bring back his youth.โ
@wrukonitsside:
โIs this another one of those videos where a guy is living in a storage unit?โ
70. So Low Class
@NorthBandit88 says:
โYou look like a homeless Jimmy Kimmelโฆโ
@calgarycabron:
โStill trying to figure out how you wear out the belly of your shirt. Fingering your belly button, maybe?โ
Iโm 31, disabled, and so low class that I grill ramen. Roast me like one of your French girls!
byu/Nonchalant_Shallot inRoastMe
71. Aspiring Sound Engineer
@InvisibleUndead says:
โIโve seen livelier expressions from a morgue.โ
@tom814:
โHow is the sketch of you more appealing than the real you?โ
19 yo, french, aspiring sound engineer who overthinks every bits of criticism. Have fun !
byu/sharkazoo inRoastMe
72. Break The Friendship
@flippinbud says:
โHope you realize that heโs jerked off thinking about every single one of you.โ
@xAseriumx:
โThe girl with glasses went overboard with getting ugly friends to make herself look hotter.โ
73. Classic Literature Student
@zomgitsdude says:
โโMake sure they know Iโm studying classic literature and that Iโm vegetarianโ -her, probablyโ
@GIRANTINAGX:
โItโs like someone tried to draw Jessica Chastain with their left hand.โ
My (21) girlfriend wanted to be roasted. Sheโs recently started studying classic literature, also sheโs a vegetarian. Bring it
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74. Cashier Gets Creeped On
@Gorilla69125 says:
โYou thinking about getting those fixed? Or gnaw?โ
@NittanySteve:
โIโve seen sharks with fewer rows of teethโฆโ
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75. Unroastable?
@champbellamy says:
โShe clearly has Furniture Syndrome. Her chest has sunk into her drawers.โ
@tux_in_blue:
โSheโs probably once believed she was going to save herself for marriage but lost it for a bag of weed.โ
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/bqgqux/unroastable_thats_what_she_claims_anyway_give_her/
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