When it comes to your face, sometimes less is more.
Then again, when it comes to your face, you should be able to do whatever you want.
We think these folks were going for something maximal – and that’s ok. It’s just that they needed some better lighting. Or better advice. Or better blending skills. Or just a mirror.
We’re not quite sure how we’d react to seeing them on the street, but we hope they saw room for improvement when they looked at these photos.
1. Day to night
It looks like she’s been toasted and then spray-painted gold. And not in a good way.
2. The sadness
We feel her pain.
3. Rainbow brite
The lips, on the other hand, look the exact shade and texture of deli meat. They’re hard to overlook.
4. Glowing
This is a world of no.
From the white eyeliner to the orange tone, it’s just not a good look.
And it’s too bad because we bet she’s got a lot going on under there.
5. Not as advertised
She now has a perfect look for a scary clown movie.
6. The lashes
Are they going to come to life? Are they still alive?
And what’s happening in the middle of those brows?!
7. Dead in the eyes
And can we all just lay off the bronzer?
8. So heavy
We’re down with most of it – it’s just that the contouring is a little out of control.
9. The villain
At least she knows it was a mistake. We worry more for the ones who don’t realize it.
10. Not a match
We’re not sure which is scarier.
11. Spackled
In this case, we genuinely mean it.
12. Not a match
It looks like she’s painting her bedroom walls here, not her face.
13. Wedding glam
14. The eyes have it
No one needs that many eyelashes.
15. How it happened
So much foundation!
16. Blinding
Then there is so shiny that you cause traffic accidents.
Sorry, but this is just too much.
17. The process
18. Orange
This is pumpkin makeup, right?
19. “What is blending?”
Really.
20. Professional
Professional what? We’re not sure.
21. Going “a shade” lighter
Life is not going to get better for anyone.
Embrace your natural color (at least on your face!).
22. The makeup artist
Maybe it’s better with the eye open?
23. More professional work
It’s not terrible, but it’s not great either.
And those lips – color inside the lines!
24. That neck
But she’s going to have to bathe in the stuff if she wants a color match next time.
25. Abstract art
Maybe it’s not so bad if you’re looking for an avant-garde look.
26. Why is she green?!
The lighting is not helping the unfortunate color scheme here.
27. Jaundice
28. Clowning around
Sometimes, it goes a little too far in the direction of the circus though.
29. The foundation
The person who gave her advice might need to reevaluate a few things.
And what’s with those lashes?!
30. Just keep looking
31. The power
32. The shade
Match your foundation to your skin tone!
33. Legit anxiety
34. Killing the dream
35. The mud mask look
We’ve seen worse, but we want someone to explain that blue dot in the corner of her eye.
36. “Subtle”
How is any of this subtle?
What are those eyebrows?
37. The lips
And the lashes – did someone have to skin a whole mink for those?
38. Glowing
39. The long brow to nowhere
Some of us just need to be told to stop halfway through the process.
40. “Soft and subtle”
Or does she think this is true? Because if so, that’s so tragic.
41. Coins
42. Facetune fail
Those are some villainous brows too.
43. The brows
And, no, blue is not back in.
44. Just no
We don’t know why people find this overly puffy look so special, but it’s safe to say nearly everyone looks unnatural and nearly ridiculous when they try it.
And this lip liner! No!
45. She tried
46. Bratz doll
47. But why?
Why is red part of this brow palatte?
Why is the blue so blue? It’s making us blue.
48. Contouring on steroids
And those aren’t great but they’re not the worst part either.
49. Painting it on
That might explain what appears to be an actual paintbrush.
50. The doll look
The Botox isn’t helping any.
51. Orange? Yellow?
52. When you match the wall
53. Inside the line
54. Serious orange
55. Different shades
56. She’s glowing
She doesn’t look too pleased about it either.
57. Beefy lips
Quit ruining these things with beefy lips!
58. A permanent reminder
Someone call the police, because this really is a crime.
59. That line
60. Road rash contour
61. Crying chemicals
62. Too far
63. A lot going on
64. Going gold
65. The freckles
66. Cannot be unseen
67. The stains
68. Too tuned
69. How?
How are those lips possible?
Seriously. We want to know.
70. Over the line
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