Humans have likely been building snowmen since we first ventured out to cold enough climates to experience snowy conditions. After a while, creating the same old boring snowman can get tiresome. These are not your typical snowmen, however.
Punk Rock Snowman
This is a punk rock snowman complete with a blue Mohawk and a rebel against authority attitude. We think this snowman just got back from CBGBs where they were playing with the Ramones.
The West Midlands Police created two rather rotund police officers out of snow. They even put real badges, handcuffs, and guns… Wait a second, what happened to their guns?
If you are feeling angry, there are numerous things you can do. You can workout, you can go for a long walk, or you can create a snowman who expresses what you feel inside.
This snow cat is just relaxing on the lawn after having eaten their fair share of snow mice. What a wonderful relaxing time it looks as though they are having.
This snowman is literally bigger than a house. It must have taken so long to create this monstrosity. Evidently, at no point during its creation did anyone ever say ‘hey, are we just wasting our time?’
Some people feel there are far too many snow humans and not enough snow dogs. This little pupper is made entirely out of snow and will brighten anyone’s day who comes to visit.
What’s unique about this snowman is that it’s upside down. Did you notice? There even appears to be a pair of socks fashioned to where its feet should be.
Unfortunately, due to the effects of climate change, snow sharks are attacking humans at a greater rate. Here we see the moments just before a tragic attack.
So, this sure is interesting. Not only has this person taken the time to carefully craft a decapitated snowman in the middle of the road, complete with blood, but they have also made the killed snowman’s family looking on in horror at the side of the road. Who is this for?
It is a sparsely known fact that the snowman community is ripe with cannabalism. Here we see one cannibal snowman preparing to turn his friends into snow cones.
Here we see an amazing snow dog and the model that was used to create it. The real dog used to be made of snow as well but then their creator believed in them really hard, wished upon a star, and they became real.
Sadly, alcoholism is a frequent problem in the snowman community. This picture was taken early in the morning, but this snowman is already chugging away with both fists.
Many people really love the movie, Spirited Away. It is currently streaming on Netflix and if you really like it, you can recreate some of the characters with snow.
Here we see some snowmen playing poker. This seems like a happy scene but sadly one of the snowman is over 50,000 in debt. Looks like someone’s kids aren’t going to college!
Here we see a historic moment in the snowman community. An army of tiny snowman have rebelled against a larger authoritative figure and taken him down. Viva la revolution!
This snowman is a homage to the film “My Neighbor Totoro.” There is no doubt that whoever created this has a lot of artistic ability and also lives in very wintry conditions.
Lots of people love Disney’s The Minions. Here they are in snow form! Many jokes could be made about how they created the yellow snow, but will be super-not-fun and just say it was food coloring.
The real cat in this photo looks to be slightly overweight. The snow cat is incredibly overweight, however. It looks as though the cat is looking at their human as if to say, ‘you don’t really think I’m that fat do you?’
These snowmen seem to resemble the ghosts from Pac-Man. Even for people who don’t remember that video game, this would be a spooky site to stumble upon.
This photo was taken shortly after the economic collapse of 2008. This poor snowman lost everything in the stock market and jumped off their balcony to a snowy death.
When smartphones first made their way into the snowman community, people just stopped talking to each other. Here is one lonely snowman out on a never-ending game of Pokemon Go.
Some people want to create friendly and fun looking snowmen. Other people, however, like to create snowmen that look like they are coming to murder you.
This snow polar bear is one bottle of Coca-Cola short from appearing in its own commercial. In a few decades, snow polar bears might outnumber real ones!
Snow sharks aren’t known to hunt in packs but here we see a rare example of that happening in the wild. Snow sharks are the ultimate predator of the tundra!
Some people don’t like to talk to their neighbors. Unfortunately, staying away from those you live near can be difficult. Sometimes you have to be creative about it.
Another classic looking snowman here. You just have to give it up to how perfect this one came out. This snowman looks like it could be CGI in a Disney movie, it’s that good.
Snowman bowling is a sport that’s gaining traction with younger generations. Sadly, you can usually only get through one ball before having to totally recreate the pins, lane, and everything else.
Here we have a snowman just trying to enjoy a nice day at the beach . Unfortunately, there appears to be about six humans who have decided to frantically wave their arms in the air around them. Strange, humans are strange.
This dog has the best winter setup of any canine we have ever seen. It’s like they have their own secret lair that they can disapoear into whenever needed.
Here is another just absolutely gigantic snowman. Shortly after this photo was taken, the snowman received several scholarship offers to play basketball at a Division I school.
This kid knew there wasn’t enough snow to create snow people so he added in a little dirt. They look like they could use a bath, but that would, of course, cause them to no longer exist.
Traffic accidents are unfortunately a huge cause of snow person death. Surveyed drivers say they often run through snow people on account of not viewing them as really alive.
Well, look at this happy little guy! He is just chilling out on a Muskoka chair. Those chairs can be left out all year long but this guy has a few months, tops.
It’s Probably Time To Move Out Of This Neighborhood
You can bet this snow devil caused a little bit of conversation at the last community meeting in this neighborhood. The snow devil here looks absolutely frightening.
Yarr, thar don’t be many snow Pirates but the ones there arrr get all the ice booty! You’ll even notice that this swashbuckling snowman has an open bottle of rum as well.
There’s certainly is a lot to unpack about this snowman. First of all, he’s entirely upside down. Second of all, he appears to have a tennis racket and broom for arms. Just a lot going on here, a lot going on with this snowman.
This snowman is pretty basic except for one kind of disturbing feature. Those are some very sharp teeth that have been crafted for this snowman and it gives it a very eerie look
Creating a snowman is so boring when you compare it to creating a snow dinosaur. This person definitely took some time to make sure all the horns were crafted nicely.
Someone has taken a lot of effort to craft this beautiful looking snow dog. We can’t help noticing it appears to be lying on the driveway, however, so this snow creation might not be a long-lasting one.
This snowman is rather unremarkable from a distance but if you get up close, you can see that they have very realistic eyes. Those eyes are going to look pretty creepy laying on the ground after this snowman melts.
This snowman is one of the best dressed we’ve seen. They even have false teeth and a set of glasses. While this snowman looks fun, there is someone without their false teeth and glasses somewhere who are less impressed with it.
This isn’t so much of a snow person as it is a snow alien spacecraft. Why they would want to visit part of Earth going through a snowy winter is anyone’s guess.
Here we see a snow mermaid out in front of somebody’s home. This is another snow person where it is obvious the creator has a lot of artistic talent. The facial features and hair are crafted quite well.
As anyone who lives in a cold climate can tell you, the best part of winter is the end. Here is one snowman who is celebrating the end of winter by taking a trip to the beach.
55 Hilarious snowmen that were made with the neighbor’s entertainment in mind
Ian Carey
01.20.21
Humans have likely been building snowmen since we first ventured out to cold enough climates to experience snowy conditions. After a while, creating the same old boring snowman can get tiresome. These are not your typical snowmen, however.
