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1) “Now you will have to spend some time with me”

If you look up “sly fox” in the dictionary this doggo’s face will be smirking right back at you! He’s probably not even “remotely” sorry about what he’s done.

@Etoxins:

“Your move, human. There’s the leash.”

2) Never Forget

Do you remember what you were doing when the first man walked on the moon? Or what about that time when the portal opened, and creepy basement cats started scouting for new hooman hosts to own?

“I remember where I was…The day the portal opened…And they entered our world….”

3) “My cat lined up perfectly with the deer skull on my porch!”

The owner wants everyone to believe that this Bambie-cat is just an optical illusion. But, Redditers know better.

“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Mittens.”

4) “I killed this for you”

Awwww, this lil’ baby is just a starter kitty. Just look at the sincerity in his eyes! Once he grows up he’ll be dropping off cool trophies like pinecones or pebbles.

@littlelotus:

“One of my mother’s two female cats always brings in pinecones. Just gets one in her teeth and drops it off, proud as a peacock like as if she was delivering a mouse or bird.”

5) “When you’re walking in the park and an animal has a side quest for you.”

Oddities like this make you wonder if it’s all just a game. Just in case it is, you should probably have some catnip on you to start this quest.

@FullMetalField4:

“[I need a meal! Bring me (5) mice from the nearby mouse cave!] Rewards: (5)g, (1)Kitty Hat”

6) “This dog’s life is beyond better than mine”

If you’ve ever wondered what “it’s a dog’s life” meant, well, here you go! While his human subject works all day to pay the bills, this golden prince is ruling his kingdom from the comfort of his plush window throne.

7) “Assistant branch manager”

When it’s time to build a campfire, this pooch will help you build it in record time. Afterwards, he’ll fetch the beer and hot dogs, too!

8) When It’s Cold Outside…

When it’s cold outside and there’s no one around to cuddle with, these adorable 3-day-old fluffers do what we all do. They cozy up with a hot mug of pumpkin spice latte!

9) “Buying Japanese shoji doors was not a good idea”

It only took about 10 seconds for these naughty kitties to make themselves at home on their new climbing tree. I guess the real question is, how do the Japanese keep their cats from doing that?

@Lowbidder505:

“Ok, I’m sold. Totally getting myself a cat for Christmas.”

10) “My friends rat enjoying a movie and some popcorn”

Okay, most of us think that rats are totally gross, but how can you not be loving up this little guy? I mean look at him – he’s eating popcorn and watching Ratatouille on Netflix! As long as he stays inside that Ugg boot, he’s totally cool.

11) Annoyingly Cute Pups

Snores are bad enough when your significant other is honking next to you in bed. The last thing you want is to hear even more of the same on your commute to work. But, when it’s as adorable as this face, he’s allowed to make all the funny noises he wants to!

“Someone was snoring in front of me on the train, I gave a light kick, and this face turned around and looked at me.”

12) “Motherhood. Yay.”

Awww, this poor mama looks like she could use a few hours all by herself. Her litter of tiny go-getters is sucking all the joy out of her life!

13) “Cows will be your friend if you treat them nicely”

They may be big and clunky, but cows are lovable and huggable too. They’ll even snuggle up with you like a lap dog!

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14) It’s Giraffe Doggo!

This wormhole to another dimension doesn’t go very far. This doggy came right back before he even fully left!

15) “The Creation of Dog”

Five hundred years ago Michelangelo painted “The Creation of Adam” on the Sistine Chapel. Now, for the first time in centuries, he’s at it again with a cheeky puppy-inspired theme.

16) “You is kind. You is smart. You is important.”

You is pretty. You is purrrrfect!

Remember Stuart Smalley from Saturday Night Live? Go ahead, you know you want to say this in his voice:

@savageyouth:

“I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And cat-gone it… people like me.”

17) Escape Is Futile

Why even bother? How could he ever hope to knock down that witty bitty plastic bottle and make a run for it?

“I “chained” him down while I went back inside to get my jacket. Came back out to a very good boy”

18) “When your best friend calls someone else their best friend”

Just look at that evil smile! This heartless little girl traded in her old pooch for a younger, prettier model. If pictures could say a thousand words, then this one says, “this is what betrayal looks like.”

19) “It’s the perfect watermelon”

This colorful ball of sorbet also comes in mango and peach flavors. It looks absolutely delish!

@HighOnGoofBalls:

“So not paying attention to what sub this was I thought it actually was carved from a watermelon from the thumbnail. I was like, damn, that’s a lot of work for, some watermelon, but it does look cool…click… Real bird!”

20) “What is this hamster preaching?”

It’s MC Hamster time! He’s preaching “you can’t touch this.”

Or, another hamster translation from @pearl dsouza has him saying:

“Say Hallelujah my brothers and their sister, may the lord bless us with a food dispenser.”

21) Sit. Good Boy!

Amos is the perfect dog. He just does exactly as he’s told. It doesn’t matter if there’s consequences to those around him. He’s a good boy.

“When I tell Amos to sits, he sits. Doesn’t matter where. Doesn’t matter when. He just. Sits.”

22) “I shall name him, birdie Sanders”

This unfortunate looking bird is just as popular in the avian world as he is in ours. At least he has that iconic wisp of scraggly white hair going for him.

23) “And then God said: Who’s a good boy?”

The Book of Spot never made it into the Bible because Adam and Eve’s other dog, Bad Boy, ate it. He was jealous that Spot got all the divine limelight.

@minifig81:

“And God said unto him “He’s a good boy… Yes He is … Yes He is…” And Rover saw He was good. And it was good. The Book of Spot 12:32.”

24)”Passed out at a London bus stop. Woke up to this:”

Oh crap, this is awkward. You’re still alive. My bad!

@SugarSmack:

“Lucky boy. Not everyone who passes out drunk wakes up with a fox.”

25) Jean-Claude Van Racoon

It’s not everyday a forest rat gets his own stunt-man photo shoot. Here he can be seen pulling off his best Jean-Claude Van Racoon moves.

26) “Hamster pancakes”

Oh no, it’s so hot they’re melting! How cute is this? Who new hamsters could squish themselves so flat like that.

P.S. – Check out the non-conformist hammy wedged between two blocks on the left.

27) “I can’t get anything done…”

She has it all wrong. You’re not supposed to get anything “done” when you’re kitty sitting. You just kick back and enjoy the ensuing mayhem that follows!

28) “Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?”

Looks like this naughty horse flew the coop and went straight for the good stuff. He was last seen on the streets giving piggy back rides for sips of Coke.

29) “The look I get when I tell them to quit playing.”

“But, ma! I was ruffling up his fur and slobbering all over him because he asked me to!” – Said the cat.

30) Baby giraffe loves to smile!

And boy are they the most adorable things EVER. This 11-day-old cutie was born at Touroparc Zoo in Macon, France, but that’s not the first thing you notice about him. Just look at that gorgeous smile!

31) “1.5 years of trust building exercises went into this photo.”

And it was totally worth it for that one Instagram-in-a-million shot. Cowboy-hat wearing Kookaburras are native to Australia and New Zealand, so you can’t blame us silly Americans for this one.

32) “My new coworker is totally useless.”

If you think getting eyeballed by love personified is totally useless, then yes, this little furball is exactly the sort of paperweight you want on your desk. And don’t make the mistake of letting it lick you, or you won’t get any work done!

33) Meet Charlie

Charlie is getting pretty sick of this game. This is what it looks like when a dog starts to wonder what his life has become.

“My wife and I like to surprise each other with “Unexpected Charlie”. Charlie no longer finds this amusing.”

34) “This is my bear.”

Awww, this is soooo unbearably cute! Although it doesn’t look like it, his heart must be stuffed with joy.

@straydog1980:

“This is my bear. There are many like it but this one is mine.”

35) “In an alternate universe”

In an alternate universe, shouldn’t this man be naked? And why are dogs still being dressed up ridiculously cute outfits?

@trsgldn1961:

“The dog is wondering if the man has had his shots.”

36) “Please look at this picture of a dog if you’re having a bad day”

Can’t imagine anyone having a bad day after looking at him. This pup has a crazy cute face!

@GML2017:

“Omg! I originally thought that was a puppet! How did he make that face!”

37) “Always confirm dimensions when purchasing a cat online.”

We’ve all run into this problem. We get so excited that we forget to check the actual size when ordering plushy toys online. But in this case, it looks like kitty is a perfectly cozy fit for the living room!

38) I come in peace.

The big dogs don’t seem to appreciate the offering. They want him to bring them the mightiest tree trunk from the magic forest!

@LukasKelly757:

“Every day I walk my dog, he finds the biggest stick possible to bring as a gift/sacrifice for the ‘big dogs’.”

39) “There’s two types of horses in the stable”

There’s the serious, matter-of-fact horse, and then the one who looks like he’s not mentally “stable.” Which one would you want to horse around with?

40) “The face of disappointment”

Poor Kenny. He’s getting fat-shamed right on his front doorstep. Maybe he’ll feel better if he eats the sign!

“Please do not feed Kenny as he gets too fat.”

41) “The fur-pit claimed another victim”

This sad statistic is rarely ever covered in the news. Hoomans are disappearing every day at the hands of furry woofs, and no one is barking about it!

42) “Deer eating apple”

This is what it looks like when Disney execs get their signals crossed and Bambi plays Snow White. It’s a deer eating apples!

43) “That’s the hooman I adopted”

You can look, but don’t touch! Hoomans don’t even bother to lick themselves clean.

@geraldthegreater:

“And now she is yours. Train her well.”

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44) Pup Holder

Manufacturer’s are now including a free puppy holder with every new car. It comes with built-in safety features to help your lil’ fluffers stay put (puppy not included).

@Ryxobio:

“When the officer stops you: “Okay, driver’s seat belt…- check. Puppy’s holder… – check. Great, have a nice day and drive safely.”

45) “You think this is a joke?”

Seriously, does it look like I’m laughing? Looks like this less than thrilled pup just can’t “Lego” of this joke.

@OTkhsiw0LizM:

“Upgrade your dog’s graphic card, seriously.”

46) “This albino squirrel comes to our door & begs for corn every day!”

Excuse me sir, may I have some food? Awww, how can you not give in to a sweet face like that!

@PainMatrix:

“No, I said acorn, not A corn. Stupid humans!”

47) “Cat suffers for horrible case of Chickenpox”

The cuteness here is seriously contagious. Everyone is lining up to catch it!

48) “Every year my cat forgets what a Christmas tree is and re-discovers the wonder.”

This cat is totally in love. “OMG I think I just saw the face of Christmas spirit.” – mesmerized kitty

@TheSBB:

“This should be your christmas card, EVERY YEAR!”

49) “Get the feeling my gecko doesn’t like me…”

This is how you do it like a boss. If only he were in a Geico commercial, it might go something like this:

“Save 15 percent or more on screw you.”

50) “Egg”

This beautiful white kitten is curled up with an orange. Not every chef knows how to make the purrfect sunny-side up egg like this!

51) “Put it back”

It was my fur and it didn’t belong to you. Now put it back or I’m going to hack up a pile of hairballs as big as this in the middle of your bed.

52) “Like father like son”

Ah-rooooo! Looks like dad is busy teaching his son how to howl along to the sound of ambulance sirens they hear nearby.

53) “My dog escaped the yard today and my neighbor sent me this picture..”

Hey, when the water is just the right temperature, you have to just jump right in. Going by the look on his face, it’s probably not the first time he’s made this great escape.

@ripsaw99:

“…I’ve actually been doing this every day, just haven’t been caught till now -dog”

54) “This duck thinks he’s a flamingo. When in Rome…”

Duck diary: It’s now day 28. No one has noticed yet. Undercover duck mission is a complete success.

55) “Our puppy “hides” from us when he breaks a rule.”

Oh no, where did he go? He’s doggone disappeared! Hopefully there weren’t any turtles in the house.

@iamasopissed:

“Ya my dog had the look once. Turns out she ate half my turtle :(“

56) “4 shades of bearded dragons”

The prequel to “50 shades of dragons” started with these four colorful fools. Now he just needs to collect the other 46 shades to complete the set.

57) “Doug is super proud of his first modeling gig”

Awww, I love that happy little smile on Doug’s face. He’s the next puppy-Lisa!

58) Bunny Trouble

Beware the Freemason bunny gathering. They may look adorable, but they’re plotting against you.

“Look it’s a secret bunny meeting. What are they talking about? Veggies? Carrots? World domination? We will never know.”

59) “His wife is going to deliver soon, he keeps jumping in and out looking at her”

Awww, this is too cute. Daddy wants to get first peek at his new fur babies!

@HailAtlantis:

“How you doin, baby? You need anything? You want some ice chips? You’re doing great, I love you so much!”

60) “Local doggie daycare learned a valuable lesson about leaving a Roomba in the reception area.”

Ah crap. Look at the mess you made. Bad Roomba, bad!

61) “German shepherd? I think we adopted a kangaroo.”

This adorable doggy-roo is ready for pizza and movie night. I hear Kangaroo Jack is playing on Netflix.

62) Counter-intuitive Sight

This sounds like the start of a bad joke. But the joke was on him, because his parts were on bark-order.

“Walked into a local ATV shop to find a part for my bike…the blonde receptionist was cute but didn’t seem to speak much.”

63) “Over time this handsome guy became very comfortable in my friend’s backyard.”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but it looks like this glamorous raccoon is trying to seduce you. I’d close my eyes and look the other way if I were you!

64) “This is what happens when you leave your doors open during high tide in San Diego”

Waiter, I would like the catch of the day. I can’t pay you money but I’ll do flips for food!

65) “When your kitten printer runs out of ink midway.”

It sucks when your printer runs out of ink during a print job. But, strangely enough, I don’t hate it when this happens!

66) “Look at me. I’m the Sphinx meow.”

This kitty is almost invisible against the backdrop of the desert hues. The only other time orange cats can pull this clever camouflage act is on the surface of the sun.

67) Gotta Love Them New Yorkers!

New Yorkers are known for being bold. Looks like the local wildlife have adopted the New York way of life.

@JakenBits:

“New York squirrels will just tap you on your shoulder and ask “you gonna finish that?”

68) Animal Twilight Zone

Not even Hollywood could come up with this perfectly staged scene. Who’s going to make the first move?

@derpherpss:

“A cat watching a deer watching a dog.”

And there’s a human watching them all!

69) It’s His New “Friend”

Um, I think he’s jonesing for a girl lizard friend. The look on that toy lizard’s face is a bit disturbing.

@Vininnarella:

“We gave our bearded dragon a toy lizard, now he’s attached and won’t leave its side ever this is how he sleeps every day”

70) “Sorry class, my dog ate everyone’s homework”

Here’s a new twist on the old “dog ate my homework” excuse. This husky ate everyone’s homework right before the teacher could grade it!

71) Kitty Chow Mein

Cats find the wackiest things to curl up in! Lucky for this furball, his hooman wasn’t in the mood for some Chinese.

@terpsi:

“Spent 10 minutes looking for my cat before I went to bed, found him asleep in a wok on top of the freezer.”

72) “Heard a knock at my door. Was expecting pizza, but instead…”

He was probably hoping for a spot of cheese and quackers. Look, he brought a leaf as payment!

73) “Golden Not Retrieving.”

This golden retriever is a total dud. The only thing he’s catching is some shut-eye right in the middle of the street.

74) “I went to the Amazon and found my long-lost brother”

This big sloth and his little sloth doppelganger do look quite a lot alike! Thankfully he didn’t have to tell his lil ‘bro to hold still for the camera.

@HoboMan:

“It took about half a day for him to climb up my body”

75) “A mouse that went into Mission Impossible mode in my house last year.”

This has to be the best animal snap ever! Like ’em or not, this mouse deserves to live for going to all this effort to save his own little hide.